Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Randomize
