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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Did you hit it?

(616): View more from Michigan

Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.

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(404): View more from Georgia

she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.

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(302): View more from Delaware

just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn

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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.

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(214): View more from Texas

Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.

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(+61): View more from Australia

HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS

(+61): View more from Australia

SHIRT GONE

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.

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