It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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