Apparently you make a good broom.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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