Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
PANTIES FOUND
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