She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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