you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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