I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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