smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
We have so much sex to catch up on
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
The uberlube is also flammable
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
