I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
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it's great music for shaving your balls
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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