putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Randomize
