Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I think a kid would responsible me up
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
NoShamevember. You game?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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