did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
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So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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