he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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