Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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