ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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