and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Pooping to opera.
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