You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
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No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
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Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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