You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
