How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
