go do what you do best...puke behind churches
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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