Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
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My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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