I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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