i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Randomize
