I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Randomize
