She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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