this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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