ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
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Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
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Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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