why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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