One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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