Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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