Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'm getting married
To pizza
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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