The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
They are going to name an STD after you.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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