The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
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Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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