Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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