Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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