Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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