porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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