walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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