She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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