pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
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Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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