I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I want her autograph on my taint
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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