Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You left your phone here
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