Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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