is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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