There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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