seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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