Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
What a dumb baby whore.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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