so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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