i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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