pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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