I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
you will always have a special place in my vag
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
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You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
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Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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