Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
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If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
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I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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