Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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