Christians are straight up FREAKS
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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