You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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