seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
and she was petting her beer can
We got so high we made milksteak
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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